I had two avocados knocking around the place so figured some guacamole wouldn’t go amiss.
Much to the amazement of all of Lawrence’s 1,579 Facebook friends he’s off the booze for a month. He arrived proudly brandishing 4 cans of Kaliber – an alcohol-free lager.
In discussion towards the end of the evening I mentioned that Boris’ guacamole contains sherry. “What do you MEAN?” he yelled. “You’ve RUINED my tee totalness” to which I replied, “the Sherry Gorgonzola you enjoyed so much also contained sherry you know”. To which his outraged response was: “Oh my GOD”. He thought I had said Cherry Gorgonzola I think.
