I had two avocados knocking around the place so figured some guacamole wouldn’t go amiss.

Much to the amazement of all of Lawrence’s 1,579 Facebook friends he’s off the booze for a month.  He arrived proudly brandishing 4 cans of Kaliber – an alcohol-free lager.

In discussion towards the end of the evening I mentioned that Boris’ guacamole contains sherry.  “What do you MEAN?” he yelled.  “You’ve RUINED my tee totalness” to which I replied, “the Sherry Gorgonzola you enjoyed so much also contained sherry you know”.  To which his outraged response was: “Oh my GOD”.  He thought I had said Cherry Gorgonzola I think.

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