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Recipe of the Month – Lana Turner’s Scampi

What is scampi?  It’s complicated.  For me, the word scampi puts me in mind of something I loved when I was a little kid and my parents took me out to dinner.  Scampi in a basket seemed like a VERY sophisticated dish for a pre-teen at the Berni Inn.  Crispy unidentified fishy things in crispy […]

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Lana Turner’s Simple and Easy Salsa

Whenever I make salsa I can’t help reminiscing about a gorgeous hunk of a man who made some for me one night wearing a very sexy blue and white striped T-shirt.  Ooh, he was a sight to see chopping those tomatoes.  Yum yum. When I am on my deathbed I sincerely hope that one of […]

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Lana Turner’s Super and Easy Salsa

My blues have disappeared.  I’ve spent my lunchhour laughing out loud at some of the comments I’ve received about my Vincent Price Crocodile demonstration film.  The Silver Screen Supperers sure aint daunted by the Spanish cucumber e-coli scare!  They are all getting excited about finding the perfectly curved cucumber, Spanish or not!  I can’t wait […]

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Lana Turner’s Super and Easy Salsa

“I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.” I know JUST what you mean Lana. And I would rather wear a sparkly hairpiece like this than a shower cap when taking my morning plunge. I may ask my personal milliner Shellac Sister Veronica to rustle me up one of these so […]

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